Taichi Takashita launched an online petition campaign that will allow him to marry his beloved Asahina Mikuru legally. But the problem is that Asahina Mikuru is a fictitious anime character of “Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya”. Surprisingly more than 1000 people supported his online petition. He needs a total of 1 million signatures for this petition. So far there’s only 999,999 signatures to go.
“I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.”
“However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?”
“For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love,” one signatory to the petition wrote.
“Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost.”
Now what kind of a moron would want to marry an anime character legally. After all, he can get married anyway in his own world. He can conjure up anything his grave little mind can do. Why bother the government to make marriage between human and fantasy legal. If ever the government legalize the odd union. Just think of the long queues of love-starved otakus lining up to marry the same characters.
Aside from the legal issues, what is he going to do with his anime wife. He can’t even own her since the copyright still belongs to her creator. I doubt it if he would subject her to his carna desires. Seriously, how can an anime character fulfill his carnal lust? But then again he probably let his right hands do the dirty work.
While this may be a bit strange but this sadly may become a common occurence soom. I actually knew someone who actually fell in love with his own drawing. No sh!t, it was for real.
Credit:
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/10/29/otaku-demand-right-to-wed-2d-characters/
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October 17th, 2009 at 3:22 am
Yes, there are a lot of people to marry here in the “real” world, but real people require more and more demands. Anime just requires being perceived, no food or consumerism. Besides, there are a lot of people in this world, right?